What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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