it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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