dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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