somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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