ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i think i have two assholes
zippers are such a cool invention
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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