Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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