going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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