K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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