everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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