a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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