I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Someone signed my nipple.
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