Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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