wake up i wanna do it froggy style
They should really pass out barf bags in church
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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