Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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