tell your sister to shave her snatch
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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