i can't believe i had my finger in that
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
