he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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