yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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