Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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