I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
