i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Will exercising make me less horny?
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