You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
In America we eat man semen.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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