just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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