The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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