doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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