I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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