she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
