She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The adults are the big ones right?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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