..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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