i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
