belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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