I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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