with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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