i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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