Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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