The maid of honor just puked.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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