so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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