Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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