You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
