I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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