the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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