we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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