No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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