Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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