I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
3pm strippers are depressing
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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