Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I will pee on everything he values.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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