You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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