I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
two words: eviction party
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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