I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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