Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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