Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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