Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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